Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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