He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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