We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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