we're blogging at a bar
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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