what if I'm pregnant?
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Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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