Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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