But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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