I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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