love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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