If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
areolas are like halos for boobs.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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