"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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