she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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