I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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