he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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