Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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