remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
