worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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