i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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