She's JV to your varsity
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
