I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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