There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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