Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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