It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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