Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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