This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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