too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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