I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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