Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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