Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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