I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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