Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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