i barfeds in our rink
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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