he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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