I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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