No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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