whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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