Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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