white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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