i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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