so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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