How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
