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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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