Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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