i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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