We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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