Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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