Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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