So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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