oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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