I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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