He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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