Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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