my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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