But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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